Mr. Wonderful is going away for a week. Wah, wah wah. This really shouldn't be that big of a bother, as we currently do not live in the same city, let alone province.

However.

I've grown accustomed to his voice. I've developed a hump in my neck from talking on the phone every night. I just got my phone bill, and my long distance savings (because I have unlimited long distance) is currently past the $4000 mark (in 5 months). So, now I have this week-long void in my evenings, with no Survivor or American Idol in sight (Although, I think Canadian Idol starts tonight, and the Miss Universe Pageant is tonight, so that takes care of one day).

What to do?

Jenn's Top Ten List of Things to Do This Week Because She Has No Outside Interests and Therefore Has No Real Hobbies to Speak Of

10. Watch gastly amounts of TV. sigh
9. Work on a novel I've been writing for several years now. I shall let insanity be my muse.
8. Develop my master plan for overthrowing Sue Johanson.
7. Cook and clean. Damnit.
6. Use up those 12 free credits Lavalife gave me because 'they miss me'.
5. Talk to my mother 3 times each night.
4. Berate myself for calling my mother 3 times a night.
3. Find some quality porn; let nature take its course.
2. Count down the days to my birthday (fyi: 17).
1. Make harassing phone calls to all of you people (alternatively, please call me. We can discuss what I tit I am.)